Mr. Understanding -- FINALLY!

We're living in wacky times, my friends. You needn't subscribe to the Weekly World News to know that things are getting a little out of hand.

But fret not, my chitterlings. Very soon, Mr. Understanding will come, his inner light shining like a beacon to lead you all out of this dark cave.... Stay tuned!

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